honeymoon

basically a holiday after ones wedding, purely for s-x in a foriegn country.
“we had our best s-x on our honeymoon”
1. where you can proudly “moon” your new “honey” in private after the wedding–hence the word.

2. what i will never have because women don’t like me.

3. utter bliss where a brand-new, nieve married couple goes to consumate their marriage and have a giant 7-day orgy, without feeling guilty anymore. you shut the door and don’t ever come out.

4. you better enjoy it, because it’s the best and perhaps last time you will have s-x if you remain married to each other.

5. the last time a couple has s-x.
when you are young, your honeymoon is niagra. fifty years later, its v–gr-.
honeymoon a honeymoon is where a couple who was just married go to be alone and to have s-x
jake and bethany said the s-x on their honeymoon was great and they enjoyed time away from other people.
the word “honeymoon” first appeared in english in the 1500s. the first citation of the word appeared in a 1552 glossary printed in england, called abcedarium anglico latinum.

“honeymoon” is derived from the ancient germanic custom of having newly-weds drink mead (the ‘drink of love’) for a whole moon (month) in order to encourage fertility, and a male child in particular.

the history of mead has roots in royalty, religion, s-x, and violence throughout the ages of time and cultures of the world. mead is almost certainly the oldest alcoholic beverage known to man and likely discovered before the wheel was invented.

mead has for centuries been renowned as an aphrodisiac, and mead’s real claim to fame is in its origins in wedding celebrations, hence the word “honeymoon.”

mead was traditionally drunk during the month-long celebrations following weddings to insure fertility and the birth of sons. some customs sent the bride to bed and then filled the bridegroom with mead until he could no longer stand. he was then delivered to the bride’s bedside to sire a son that very night. if, per chance, the bride did, in fact, bear a son nine months later, the maker of the mead was complimented on its quality.
jason: how was your honeymoon, jack?
jack: super! drank lots of honey and made p-ssionate love to jill for a full month. she is now pregnant with our first baby boy.
it was the accepted practice in babylonia 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride’s father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which eventually came to be known as the honeymoon.
credit – www.alaskanbeer.com
when a married couple spend their wedding night removing their pants and displaying thier -sses to one another in a ritualistc fashion.
they said they found jane on the recieving end of the honeymoon when they found her dead do to -n-l suffication