honeymooner
1. s-x between a male and female where the male has s-x with and -j-c-l-t-s in the females belly b-tton
2. often performed when partners run out of other s-xual acts to practice. hence, the name “honeymooner” because by the time you reach your honeymoon, you’ll have to break out the honeymooner.
things were getting a little stale after 5 days of s-x on our vacation, so i broke out the honeymooner.
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someone who only wants to stay in or be part of a relationship, whether official or unofficial, for the duration of the honeymoon stage. once issues come up, they could care less if the relationship ends and they get left.
it’s self-explanatory.
mutual friend 1: “so, whatever happened to jack and jill? are they still talking or are they finally going out? i noticed jill was ranting on fb and twitter the other night.”
mutual friend 2: “oh, they don’t even talk anymore. guess jack is a honeymooner. doesn’t know how to deal with problems, big or small, when they arise.”
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