Honkey Kong


a tall and/or fat white person.
“d-mn watch out honkey kong! you almost stained my m-th-f-cken puma’s!”
a punk/hardcore band from the east coast that is based in baltimore. raised from the streets they sing songs of alcohol, hustling, and real gangsta sh-t. to get honkeykonged is to be blown away by their unique sound.
d-mn, i just got honkey konged at that show last night and my ears are still f-cking ringing!!
like donkey kong, but white.
person 1: i saved the princess!
person 2: cool! did you climb the ladders and defeat the evil gorilla?
person 1: nah, i complained to the cops about it until they stepped in and fixed things.
person 2: that’s how you play honkey kong!
an asian or asian american who tries to act or embody a persona like a white person.
are you just going to let that honkey kong fail that math test?

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