Honkus


a term generally used at the end of a sentence to express disgust and with the person the sentence is directed towards.
eat this, honkus!
get bent, honkus!
what the h-ll are you doing in here, honkus!
a person’s honkus is his/her rear end
i went roller skating and fell right on my honkus
a “honku” is a haiku poem about cars and traffic. anything that drives you crazy while in or around cars, traffic, and the american motoring experience is fodder for a honku.
when the light turns green
like a leaf on a spring wind
the horn blows quickly
a small reptillian mammal that flourishes in the dark places of the human -n-s
man i got honkus’s in my -ss
a fictional deity used in place of jesus, popularized by the b-mper sticker slogan “jeez if you love honkus” (a parody of “honk if you love jesus”).
jeez if you love honkus
honkus is my co-pilot
the act of a high school male going up to another high school male and grabbing their nuts as hard as they can and yelling “honku!” very painful on the recieving end.
all those f-ggot cowboys ever do is f-ck sheep and have honku wars.

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