honorary boyfriend
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a polite and gender-specific way to say f-ck buddy (a term which can apply to male and female alike), both meaning a fairly regular s-xual partner of whom no particular social commitment or romantic allegiance is expected. very similar to “friend with benefits” except that if absoutely necessary the guy can be referred to as a “boyfriend” which, strictly speaking, isn’t a lie.
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abercrombie? oh, he’s an honorary boyfriend at most. he gets nookie but i don’t have to take him shopping. so far so good for us both.”
“am i still looking for a “regular” boyfriend? sure, but for now dolph keeps me satisfied s-xually, so i know horniness is not going to interfere with my judgment choosing a real boyfriend.”
a non committal boyfriend. gets to receive all the benefits of a regular boyfriend without any of the negatives. partial to deltas but often has to settle for aka’s as to their willingness to tolerate the commitment issues. great physical attributes and incredible lovers are often -ssociated with honorary boyfriends. alpha males
them wonderful magnificent divine queens known as deltas won’t will hopefully allow me to bean honorary boyfriend so i can move on from this aka
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