Hoobaajah
a) a pleasanter-sounding word for those who flinch at the mere mention of the “b” word and have difficulty seeing, thinking or breathing in the “b” word.
b) a religion established around the dogma of eliminating all hospitals and needles and healing the sick through the power of onions between the toes.
when the hoobaajah bank came to town, many people wanted to donate their hoobaajah for free cookies.
she vehemently adhered to the doctrines of hoobaajahism and made a pilgrimage to the greenhouse twice a day.
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