hood fucked
to receive s-xual intercourse on the hood of a car, or automobile.
barely legal amber took it bare while being hood f-cked on officer richard’s cop car, after being confronted with a possible traffic citation.
being hoodf-cked is like being caught in a difficult situation or in trouble. it is taken from the mental-image of being f-cked over the steaming hot hood of a car that just drove from saskatoon to regina in the +32 prairie heat.
tom: man, my average in math is 69%!
grant: you’re hoodf-cked, dude.
devon: man, we have to stay at this -ssembly until 12:15 and it’s ttatt today.
kirk: sh-t, we’re hoodf-cked!
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