hood mites


the combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that acc-mulate just under the hood that conceals the cl-toris. most often found while performing c-nn-l-ng-s.

see also: cl-toral lint
girl: “you can play video games after you eat me out!”

guy: “did you remember to douche this time? i don’t want to get a mouthful of hood mites again.”

girl: “tha f-ck?”

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