Hood Niggaz 2.0
an illicit facebook group, something like the black market, where all members post stuff from sports to jokes, abusing b-tches, beating b-tches, talking about molesting b-tches, using hardcore drugs, guns, degrading b-tches, fighting, birdwatching, and anything else that seems fit. although to some it may seem rather disturbing. to all the members everything posted in here is “hood”. therefor the group has the hoodest of the hood n-gg-z. fwm!!!!
example 1:
steve-o- you shoulda seen it last nite dawg that b-tch aint act rite so i beat dat hoe face in str8 up.
random person- post it in hood n-gg-z 2.0 son
example 2:
drouant- holy sh-t i just took 3 methadome, 4 xanax, 5 roxys, lsd, 2 blunts of purp, shroom tea, 3 somas, and 6 bars. i feel tight as f-ck.
random person- post it in hood n-gg-z 2.0
example 3:
clyde james- im feeling extra fat bald and ugly today…
random person- you better not tell anyone in hood n-gg-z 2.0 or that n-gg- d ryen will kill the f-ck outa u son.
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