Hood Plague


the hood plague is a sinus condition contracted by students in the third or fourth week of fall cl-sses after the air conditioners come on in the dorms.
“cr-p, i have a paper due tomorrow but i can’t think because i have the d-mn hood plague”

“can i get out of cl-ss, i’ve come down with hood plague”

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