hoof pussy
another name for camel toe. it allows many more of god’s hoofed animals to be a part of the degradation of women.
ma’am, excuse me but did you get kicked in the hoo-ha by a goat recently? no? well then pull your pants out of your sn-tch crack you sicko. i can’t even enjoy this blt looking at that thang. talk about inconsiderate. geesh
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