being in possession of a camel toe
omg, look at what she’s wearing! she has major hoof-ge!
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a very bodacious b-tt on a female. comparable to the term junk in the trunk. in order for a girl to have hoof-ge you must be able to grasp her b-tt from the bottom of the cheeks and still have it overhang. a nice firm b-tt is preferable but as long as it looks nice this term is applicable.
when i see my girlfriend standing with just her panties im like d-mn she has some hoof-ge.

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