Hoogeybear
1) a fat, sweaty, prematurely balding, hairy, 29 year old virgin.
2) a teacher at erms.
1) woah, that hoogeybear looks like he hasn’t been touched by a woman since his mother shoved him out of her v-g-n-.
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