hook up

something hookers do.
1. i hooked up with jenny last night and it was the bomb!
2. are you planning to hook up with mary tonight? -elbows friend-
1. recieved a good or service as a favor
2. to make out with someone
3. to have s-x with someone
1. jerry gave me the hook up with those backstage p-sses.
2. sandra and i hooked up last night and her adams apple was kinda big
3. hooking up with derick last night was the biggest mistake in my life.
verb: to engage in any type of s-xual activity.
noun: 1. purposely ambiguous, equivocal word to describe almost any s-xual action. usually used to exaggerate or minimize what exactly happened. a hook-up can range from a make-out session to full out s-x.
2. person you hook up with
a: “so what did you guys do last night.”
b: “welll, you know…we hooked up.”
a: “come on! that could mean anything. give me details!
to hook up is to do anything from make-out to have s-x, with someone you are not in a relationship with
i dont think i’ll ever hook up with him, even if im drunk
i have absolutely no idea anymore.
guy a:”did you hook up with the guys last night?”
guy b:”yeah. guy c hooked us up.”
guy a: “was girl 1 there? y’all should hook up.”
guy b: “she hooked up with me after. we, like, hooked up.”
guy a: “so…did you hook up?”
guy b: “no.”

an actual conversation, heard on the chicago cta.
1) to get together with someone with the intention of dating or having s-xual relations with them.

2) to meet up with someone to hang out.

3) to “hook someone up” means to provide that person with some kind of item or service, often of an illegal nature.
1) “i hooked up with my girlfriend when she used to live next door to me.”

2) “we’ll hook up with you guys later at c-ssidy’s.”

3) “hook me up with an alpine sometime if you can.”
1. in middle school: holding hands and hugging
2. in high school: making out, fondling, handjobs and bl-wj-bs
3. in college: drunken one night stands
4. beyond college: wild s-x
1. sean and jennifer hooked up after school yesterday.
middle school girls: “oooooh!”

2. sean and jennifer hooked up after prom.
high school friends: “tell me more about this!”

3. sean and jennifer hooked up during the wild frat party.
college broskis: “yeaah, good for you, man!”

4. sean and jennifer hooked up after they got wasted at the bar.
anyone: “casual s-x? whatever, happens all the time.”

and that’s how people hook up.
a term meaning when people:1)make out or sleep together 2)come together
1)it’s our third date, i think i’m going to hookup with him tonight.2)i’m going to hookup with john and gina around 9:00 at the bar later.

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