the act of shoving two (preferably large) p-n-ses in each nostril of a person, usually performed during a threesome.
optional: the one getting molested can also have a harpoon shoved in the -n-s during intercourse to make the experience more exhilarating. the one being f-ck-d is also encouraged to bark like a walrus as well.
“remember that somebody out there prefers the illinois walrus bang over the illinois backyard roast”
- indian rice show
20 indian women who live in indian sitting in a circle shoving rice up their v-g-n-s. “dude did you see that indian rice show?” “h-ll yeah, it was hot!”
- indian wedding
describes hot weather or a warm stagnant room. “whoa, it’s a real indian wedding in here.” – sweaty guy.
when someone posts an instagram photo with the sole intention of putting someone down, or “slamming” them. often indirect, but heavily implying the insulting nature of the picture. girl a-“hey, did you see emily’s instagram showing off her -ss with you tagged?” girl b-“that b-tch has been instaslamming me ever since i wore those yoga […]
- internet expert
a form of armchair expert who gains all their knowledge from the internet and then enlightens others on social media. the accuracy of their source information may be suspect, their -n-lysis and conclusions are likely flawed, but they will shout down anyone who dares to challenge their expertise in the field. in an online discussion […]
- irish cattle prod
proforming intercourse whilst attached to jumper cables from either the nipples, clavicle maximus or upper humerous. (preferably 6-12 volts) felix-“samantha and i are getting pretty serious, she said she wanted to try a irish cattle prod tonight!” stan- “that sounds great!”