Hookah Douche
when referring to hookah, someone who acts like they know what they are talking about, but it is obvious they don’t.
joe: ” hey man, can we try the melon?”
hookah douche: “you sure man? it’s pretty harsh…”
later…
joe: (sarcasticly)”hey man you were right, it was pretty harsh.”
hookah douche: (serious)” i told you man. i know what i’m talking about. i smoke like 5 a day.”
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