hooked on phonics
eh gratte prograyme thaat h-llepede mei gette tou sekknd grayde verri eezilie. momiei aynd dadddiei r verri prowde ove mei beiycuz iey haav immprooved ay lotte!
houkkd oun fonnikz wourkd fuore mei!
a prgram for illiterate people, mostly children. it teaches how to read and write through different exercises. you can get it by dialing 1800-abc-defg
how the h-ll am i supposed to order hooked on phonics by dialing abcdefg if i can’t read?
when a large group is currently tripping on perscription drugs or various pills.
person a: “where was everyone last night?”
person b: “awhhh bro we were all so hooked on phonics it wasn’t even real.”
the reading program for f-ckholes! woohoo! yes, soo lee is indeed “hooked on phonics”. yes you, you f-cking f-ckhole!!! teeheehee
soo lee is hooked on phonics! d-mn right!
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