Hooker Cooker
a tanning bed, especially when overused.
that cougar spent way too much time in the hooker cooker, her skin is all leathery and gross.
a hot tub.
johnny v called up the hooker, dunked her in the hot tub and had his way with her. two fold, let her marinate and disinfect in the hooker cooker.
a hot tub, preferrably a 6 person. used for the purpose of marinating and disinfecting such prost-tutes.
that’s just not cool that you’re taking the credit for hooker cooker. #1 you could have told the true story that mr. d told you he was planning a new years eve party dunking his favorites friends in his 6 person hooker cooker and #2 to my knowledge, you don’t have a hooker cooker!
my bad mr. d! it was just funny as h-ll.
a prost-tute that you bang and then she cooks you breakfast the next morning.
-that jane, she maybe a hooker, but at least she makes the guy breakfast the next morning.
-filthy hooker cooker.
mostly a female, who is s-xualy attracted to many hookers, which cookes them up and eats them!
hey, you hooker cooker! stop eating my girlfriend!
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