hooker dice
a delightful game in which a hooker is fed dice and then bets are placed on what they will come up as when they are shat out. this can also be adapted to any dice game such as yahtzee or cr-ps, although it will take a bit longer per roll due to the dice having to p-ss through the hooker’s digestive system and eventually her ravaged -n-s.
bob: “you’re going to mystic lake? what are you going to play there?”
jack: “i’m just gonna play some hooker dice, brah.”
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