Hooker flu


any type of cold or infection obtained from making out or sleeping with a sl-tty girl or guy.
i made out with her all weekend, but on monday i woke up sick as a dog. i’m pretty sure it’s the hooker flu.
any type of sickness or infection obtained through physical contact with a loose woman.
i had a blast sucking her face, but the b-tch gave me the hooker flu.

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