Hooker Hoofers
shoes most commonly worn by strippers, ho’s and other “ladies of the evening.” always high-heeled, usually shiny and vinyl this exciting footware is for the most discriminately trashy wearer. most often hooker hoofers are cheap versions of those famous f-ck me pumps.
“girl, when workin’ the pole your legs look fine wearing your hooker hoofers”
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