Hooker Hours
when someone keeps odd hours.
when someone sleeps during the day and is awake during the night. not necessarily a hooker but originating from a hooker in the strange hours they keep i.e. 6am go to bed, 6pm time to wake up.
anything that is not 9 to 5 i.e. shift worker, insomniac, s-x maniac, prowler, hooker, street hustler, prost-tute, drug dealer, addict, paranoid schizophrenic, stalker, peeping tom, voyeur, exhibitionist etc
i just got a text off glenn, it went… u lazy sl-t! r u keeping hooker hours now???
“why doesn’t jo-beth wake up like the rest of us folk?” “oh she’s keeping hooking hours now after she got involved with the booze and dope scene of hollywood.” see hollywood sl-t syndrome.
“lindy-lou is either a vampire, or just keeping hooking hours…either way something’s up!”
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