Hooker Punch


a delibetrate punch in the -ss at the right angle such as to cause a charlie horse.
my wh-r- friend lacy hooker punched me now i have a limp.
when an infamercial star decides to have a a night of fun and the hooker or insignificant other bites his p-n-s and he punches the hooker in the face in response
it is fact that the shamwow guy has an insatiable appet-te to hooker punch.

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