Hooker smoke


when one is too broke to afford a cigarette, and thus can’t afford to solicit s-x from a prost-tute, they take a drag from a prost-tutes’s cigarette, usually for the low price of only a nickel; the cheapest known way to satisfy a nicotine craving.
hooker: “hey buddy, you lookin’ for a good time?”
mel gibson: “well ya, but i can’t afford that. you got a cigarette? i could go for a hooker smoke.”
hooker: “it’ll cost ya a nickel.”

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