Hookerpotamus
a corpulant prost-tute who weighs over 3.5 tons, whose gelatinous flesh oozes from out her sk-nky, strawberry scented garments, often creating extra t-ts. they roam in herds, usually with one or two dominant. they feed on kfc and buckets of sperm.
a: d-mn, did you hear? steve’s in the hospital with a crushed ribcage. what the f-ck happened?
b: wait! it must have been that hookerpotamus he had over last night!
a: poor b-st-rd. wait until his wife hears about this.
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