Hookers Dozen


a sl-t who bangs 13 dudes at once by taking 2 c-cks in her p-ssy, and 2 in her -sshole, and one c-ck in each hand, ear and nostril with the final sp-nk stick filling her pie hole. she of course receives fair financial compensation for such acts thus making her a hooker.
linda finally achieved the pinacle of professional success last evening when she completed a hookers dozen for the seventh time in one day thus ensuring that her meth habit would continue unabated. the 91 satisfied men were happy to oblige, and all made appointments for the next morning!

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