hooking


to turn a trick (sell body for money)
the task that a hook(er) performs.
i heard your mom’s been hooking to put you through school.
penalty in hockey, also known as ice prost-tuion
2 minute penalty for hooking. d-mnit nick, why did you get called for ice prost-tution?
to fight. the definition comes from a specific punch called a hook. the hook is a lunging punch that is typically uneffective, unless you’re name is c-ssius clay, floyd mayweather or my n-gg- huck. this is the punch of choice for most individuals who can’t fight; including me.

oh sh-t, look at them n-gg-s hooking over there!

you do know lil pistol starter f-cked my baby mama right? well i saw him at the club last night and we started hooking on site.
when a someone sticks their foot in between another persons legs and drags them towards them self
tim hooked my girlfriend last night so i beat the sh-t out of him when i found out he was hooking her
a s-xual act in which a pirate or an pirate actor shoves an -n-l hook attached to his or her hand inside a woman’s v-g-n- or -n-s
long john silver was hooking mary jane in the newest pirate p-rn
when you’re trying to pick up a person, putting in groundwork
-hey sarah!
-go away, i’m hooking johno!!!
when laying horizontally, hooking one’s leg in a raunchy way around another’s body
caroline and i were hooking during our nap

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