hooktard


noun:
a profoundly stupid prost-tute. contraction of “hooker” and “r-t-rd”
i called an escort service last night. the girl they sent was such a hooktard! she couldn’t find my hotel, then she couldn’t count the money right and thought i shorted her, then she forgot the condoms!

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