hooley


irish slang for party or celebration; by extension, some substance with which you party or celebrate.
i’m awoh (absent with out hooley) so i gotta boost tha uncle’s stash.

–little nephew, from the online comic achewood
an argument, a brawl, a donnybrook, a brouhaha. a wild disagreement, possibly turning physical.
“when he was but a baby brigand in the employ of the university of pittsburgh, calipari’s recruiting tactics very nearly incited a general hooley at the big east’s annual meeting..” – charles p. pierce, slate magazine
often refered to as a s-x god/s-x on legs. more often than not has a m-ssive dong and b-lls and wont think twice about giving you a donkey punch!
whoah! that hooley is sooooo fit!
one of the homies … the fellas…
whats good for tonite? nuthin much imma prolly be wit the hooleys if anything

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