hooners
something nameless, visceral, and able to be literally or figuratively chewed upon.
interjection: “hooners!”
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noun. little known but p-ssionately defended term used to describe a particular model of motorcycle (and it’s variants) – the honda hornet aka. cb 600f/cb 900f (cb 599/ cb 919 – u.s. model names). this gives rise to the verb ‘to hoon’
have you seen chris’ modded hornet? now that’s some hooner!
i decided that i’d go for a hooner as my first bike and i just love it!
one who hoons. a hooner is a person who drives an exotic sportscar as it was meant to be driven.
that jamiroquai, he’s a bit of a hooner!
an incredibly ugly woman. slightly more foul than a bint, but not as rancid as a minger. on a par with a munter but with saggier norks.
susan appleyard
forcing the fumes of cannabis, through water via a disused sprite bottle with a pipe at the bottom, sucking all the air out from the top and inhaling, resulting in you getting blazed!
p-ss the hooner… i wna get blazed!
a wh-r-. also, a women who failed as a wh-r-.
hooner, p-ss the ketchup.
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