Hoop Jones


the name of an arcade coin-op basketball game wherein you play as a b-ball up and comer (jones), practicing his jump shot on moving basketball nets. the game is found in many bars, often part of game compilation machines (such as a max2000).
guy 1: it’s takin forever for our food to get here.
guy 2: lets go play hoop jones.
guy 1: excellent idea.

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