Hoop Jumper


someone who spends their life doing what everyone else tells them to do. typically -ssociated with high achievers who never learn to draw their own hoops.
jane graduated from college with a computer science degree, and became a professional hoop jumper. she took three steps back, before jumping through hoop google put in front of her. she was closer by three gallons, to the question how much water does it take to fill the empire state building, than anyone else.

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