Hooray for Captain Spaulding
a reference to groucho marx in “animal crackers”. said when someone who deserves to be insulted is dissed in a very witty way.
dr daniel heimbauch: if marriage is radically redefined as being just a way of affirming private feelings of loving attraction then equality would require allowing people who love dogs to marry dogs and people who love ice cream to marry ice cream!
jon stewart: yes, that’s exactly right! you know i realize now that’s not a bald head that’s a solar panel for a dumb-ss machine.
audience member: hooray for captain spaulding!
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