hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate


the exchange rate between the words used in the “i don’t give a ___” phrase. in a recent treaty between all english-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are:

2.71828183 sh-ts per one f-ck
3.14159265 d-mns per one sh-t

and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one d-mn
brett: you see that cloud up there? it doesn’t give a f-ck about your existence _or 2.71828183 sh-ts or 3.14159265 d-mns or 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots.

alex: wow, you know the entire hoot-d-mn-sh-t-f-ck exchange rate.

or

boy: i don’t give two f-cks about your feelings!

girl: wow you really don’t care about me

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