Hootie Blowfish
a. one who tries to hide their inability to dance by simply gyrating their body uncoordinatedly in every which direction, often in repet-tion of the same few moves and never in time with the music. this not only embarr-sses them, but is a health hazard to all around them.
b. band hootie and the blowfish
my dad is a hootie blowfish from way back. he single handedly brought about the death of disco.
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