hoover cooter
simple a v-g-n- that sucks d-ck. a woman with skills using her p-ssy to m-ssage and rythmically squeeze a p-n-s like a milking machine on a cow’s t-t. a sl-t that (very well)screws everybody but you.
dude, she is such an -sshole. she uses you. how can you stand her. she’s not that good looking, either. i don’t get it. wtf?
(looking timid) man, i can’t help it. i got sucked in by the hoover cooter. i can’t leave the most amazing piece of -ss evar. it’s like scr-w-ng a moist, hot, gentle vacuum cleaner. i’m numb.
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