hooves


it’s like a camel toe, only way worse
debbie wears lee jeans from the early 80’s that give her a giant hoove in the front.
n. a phenomenon that occurs when a person (usually a female) wears jeans or pants that are much too long with heels and the pant covers the heel completely, stretching at the bottom to create the appearance of a hoof. frequently sported by celebrities such as jessica simpson and jennifer lopez.
“omg, look at jenny’s pants! they’re so long she has hooves!”
feet. the appendages extending from the ankle of h-m- sapien.
“stop holding d! pick up your hooves and get to work!”
“my hooves are aching in these bad platform shoes.”
dirty calused raunchy feet
girl get yo hooves off me!
a single black triangular pig hoove
eww look at hooves today
a nicknmae of travis
yo hooves

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