hopatcong coathanger


while wearing roller-skates and riding a stuffed gorilla, a d-ld- is inserted with an attached coat hanger tip, which is inserted repeatedly until the fetus is fully removed. the roller skates are optional. if skates are worn, they provide less traction and an excuse if you are discovered by a friend or family member while performing procedure.
also known as donkey kong c-section.
oops, i accidentally fell on this hopatcong coathanger, that just so happens to be attached to this stuffed gorilla.

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