Hopatcong


part of the hidden hood county. place is a gang ridden, drug heaven h-llhole. south side is mostly run by the crips and byram and northskate park is run by the bloods. you will find lots of drugs around the skate park. crime rate is pretty low but be careful walking around there.
yo! hopatcong is the hood! i just bought some weed there!
i was in south side and these gangsters started telling me to get out!
also known at ho-town, hopatizzle, or “where i get my drugs”.
lets go to ho-town and pick up my weed!
small unknown town in suss-x county new jersey where quick check is the best place to hang out and where you can loose a peice of you car.
also where i live.
p.s
we dont have mullets!!
dude i was hanging out a quick check in hopatcong when somone stole a peice of my car!!
noun.
cr-ppy town in suss-x county new jersey. consists of woods, many hills, and b-mpy roads.
i live in hopatcong where the roads are in the worst condition.
the name of the largest natural lake in new jersey, located in suss-x county, the northwest portion of the state. this area was once inhabited by the mohawk indians and the name actually mean “honey waters of many coves”. this means nothing until you realize the lake is only approx 3 miles by 1 mile in dimension but has 103 miles of sh-r-line. the lake sports two islands, racc–n and halsey, and the area has some spots only accessible by boat. hopatcong is a town and lake hopatcong is comprised of 3 towns, landing, mt. arlington, and jefferson. northwood is part of hopatcong.
i’m going to hopatcong means you will be someplace on the west sh-r-. going to the lake means you’re going to the beach. going to lake hopatcong really means you’ll be in either mt. arlington or jefferson.
small unknown town in suss-x county new jersey where quick check is the best place to hang out and where you can loose a peice of you car.
also where i live.
p.s
we dont have mullets!!
dude i was hanging out a quick check in hopatcong when somone stole a peice of my car!!
a town where awesome people breed, where christmaka spirit flows like waterfalls, and two cool b-tches are jumping in the lake….also called ho-town
my sweet little b-tches are from ho-town!
a “borough”(legally not even big enough to be a town)that would be closely -ssociated to eating rancid pizza, followed by fermented cider on a sat-rday night. then, having it revisit you 2 days later…in “all” its living techno-color.
a place where adults need to go to be closer to the grave (in mind & body).
a place where school kids just need to form a division similar to “lord of the flies”…cuz lets face it, if you live in this place or near by…just look around…their “already” begining to do it!!!for “all” the wrong reasons.
racism is alive & well in this “backwoods town”.
hopatcong blows the “big one”.

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