Hopewell Twp


a surrounding township that uses aliquippa for a mailing address. by doing so the young residences of the township tell people they’re from aliquippa or ‘quip’. this is mainly for street cred and can be found on mysp-ce. 7 out of every 8 profiles that feature a white kid with aliquippa or quip as their hometown are actually from hopewell or other surrounding townships that use aliquippa for a mailing address. we only consider you from aliquippa if you’ve gone through the school system, it is a widely accepted requirement for telling people you’re from aliquippa.

also there already is a hopewell, pa in eastern pa. so that’s why you must say you’re from hopewell township.
pirates game this season. between innings on big screen a girl is shown and asked baseball trivia question. before question was asked she said she was from aliquippa. in reality, she’s from hopewell twp. she’s never been inside of any of the aliquippa schools. this is typical.

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