hopkinson


a nickname given to unnaturally fat people. usually to yourself in order to gain sympathy from others. although it usually makes people annoyed, angry and feel hatred toward the “hopkinson”
sam: “hey man, whatsup. you look depressed”
josh: “i’m such a hopkinson”
sam: “don’t say that, you look great”
josh: “thanks”
sam: (walks away)
sam: “stupid fat b-st-rd”
‘to do the hopkinson’ is a term used to refer to serious wetland, shark-related activity (i.e. prowling), named after one of the two famous marine biologists, c. hopkinson or b. hopkinson
‘he was really doing the hopkinson last night’, meaning ‘on a prowling mission last night’ / ‘aligning his/her sights and acquiring a target’ / ‘looking to get his fin wet’ / ‘on a mission to be the motion in the ocean’ etc.
a name given to people when they think they are fat.
i am hopkinson!

she is hopping.

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