hopping counters
to engage in s-xual intercourse; s-xual union between humans involving genital contact; the act of hopping over a counter, skipping foreplay, to immediately begin a s-xual act.
i was tired of getting mixed signals from the guy who was eyeing me at the office, so i finally went over to him and and we began hopping counters. it was really intense.
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