an alcoholic beverage. inspired by the drink found in the internet sensation amazing horse. it has the striking resemblance to urine in a cup.
1. 1 oz whiskey
2. 1 oz tequila
3. 2 oz mountain dew
note: all ingredients must be served at room temperature. for added effect, drink can be slightly heated up in the microwave. also whiskey and tequila must be the cheapest brand the bar has.
pete: can i get 6 horse pops warmed to perfection?
bartender: ok, you guys have issues…
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