hor fun


a southeast-asian / southern china (if you can tell the difference) dish of pan-fried noodles with eggs, the nominal amount of vegetables and copious amouts of meat (usually chicken, pork or beef, or dog/cat sometimes if bought in southern china)

it tastes pretty good, which gives rise to the “fun” part of “hor fun” (say ‘ho fun ).
“my gawd what a dish this is, absolutely the best hor fun i ever had” bill exclaimed.
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occ-ssionally lonesome sailors on sh-r- leave after long voyages will prowl the streets looking for hor fun, too.

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