hores


an epic fail that resulted from a typo of “horse” in a children’s essay, to humorous effect:

“sticker story — h-r-s
i like h-r-s. h-r-s have other h-r-s frinds. h-r-s like carots. you woudn’t think they coud but they can put thir legs strait up. h-r-s make you feel good. my dad wants a h-r-s but my mom says no. when i am 16 or 20 i will buy my own h-r-s.”
husband: honey? i was thinking about buying a h-r-s.
wife: absolutely not!
husband: how about a horse?
wife: mmm… all right.
actually thats the way “wh-r-” is spelled in norwegian…
din jævla h-r-! = you f-cking wh-r-!
a prost-tute who cannot spell (like all prost-tutes).
“i issa h-r- – gizza munny pleez and i gizza s-x”
a bad spelling of “wh-r-”
“she is such a h-r-”
a person who thinks it’s cool to f-ck everyone else.
trista smith is a h-r-.
h-r- a.k.a wh-r-
used to either diss girls or, buy a women on the street
mayline: man shes a h-r- a big one too
a woman who sleeps with other men for money.

one day, some asian nerds on the internet changed it to be spelled like “wh-r-“. but h-r- is the correct spelling of it.
one day, h-r-s will dominate the universe

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