Horizontal Boogie
another word for making love, f-cking, etc.
my girl friend and i did the horizontal boogie all weekend long.
to have s-x while in a horizontal position.
you can do it in a bed
you can do it on a sled
you can do it on the bar
you can do it in your car
you can do it on the floor
you can do it with a wh-r-
you can do it in the living room
and do it in the den
you can do it in the kitchen
then do it all again
you can do it over here
you can do it over there
you can do it with your honey
almost anywhere
hey babe, wanna boogie?
do the horizontal boogie with me!
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