Hotter on Facebook theory
the theory that people always look hotter on facebook.
usually caused through the use of photoshop to better ones self image and the picking of certain pictures that randomly happen to look better through lighting effects/angles.
dude 1:woah did you see anna’s pictures on facebook?!?!
dude 2:that chick is rape ugly in real life… man don’t you know about the hotter on facebook theory???…. stay away
dude 1:ewww check out that chick over at that lunch table, it looks like a dog attacked her
dude 2: wtf, i was checking her out on facebook last night and she was smokin.
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