horizontal bugle horn


when youreating someone’s -ss and they fart in your mouth
person 1: i was eating rihanna’s -ss last night and she fartes in my mouth.
person 2: haha you got a horizontal bugle horn
yo i was tongue punching this bithc’s fart box when she back door queefed in my pie hole. so i gagged up my dinner all over her p–p deck. couldn’t believe she gave me a horizontal bugle horn

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