horizontal crab cake


when you and yo b-tch laying down and you f-ck her in the -ss and j-zz while you have crabs.
me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.
when you have -n-l with a girl and j-zz in her while you have grabs.
me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake and now she wont talk to me cause she had to buy two types of creams from the doctor.

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