Horizontal dancing


gettin’ jiggy with it

barry whitesque style term referring to the act of indulging in a bit of hide the sausage
“let’s turn the lights down low baby, have a little wine and later… do a little horizontal dancing”
the act of laying down on something, and flailing your arms and legs about to music, thus creating the effect that you are dancing.
(laying on bed talking)

kenzie: this is a good song!

caitlin: i have to dance but im too lazy to get up…

kenzie: now is a time for horizontal dancing!

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